Chelsea eyes Garnacho as transfer saga heats up…

Manchester United and Chelsea are now sipping tea and chatting about a summer deal for Alejandro Garnacho, whose ambition to explore other playing fields has gotten as big as a hot air balloon at a kid’s birthday party. Garnacho, having expressed his burning desire to wave goodbye to Old Trafford, might soon pack his bags for Stamford Bridge. The Argentine’s eyebrow-raising exclusion from the Europa League final caused quite the stir, akin to a cat trying to teach a dog to bark! Meanwhile, Chelsea’s mission to add Garnacho to their rank of star players continues, despite already bagging Jamie Gittens and honing in on Xavi Simons.

While Garnacho skipped United’s pre-season tour, he’s been tackling workout routines harder than a penguin learning to tap dance, and that’s no exaggeration! Documented on Instagram by his fitness coach, he showcased enough gym skills to impress a team of cheerleaders. Scoring goals and serving assists hasn’t dulled his focus and readiness for a fresh football saga. As Garnacho sits by the phone waiting for news, Manchester United’s office may soon be as bustling as a bakery during a donut sale, with talks of getting funds for Benjamin Sesko’s potential arrival intensifying. United might see Garnacho’s transfer as their ticket to the shopping spree they’ve been dreaming of!