A Whirlwind Fixture Frenzy Await…
Ladies and gentlefooters, it’s time to polish those crystal balls — the Premier League has unleashed their fixture scheduling wizardry for the 2025/26 season! Mark your calendars or tattoo it to your foreheads: June 18, 9am BST, is the moment the fixture gods reveal the path upon which Manchester City and United shall dance. From August 16’s weekend face-off to the mayhem of May 24, the ultimate showdown awaits, promising a tale as lengthy as a giraffe on stilts.
Fear not, weary warriors of the pitch, for you’ve been gifted 83 luxurious, bedazzled days of chillaxing bliss post the 2024/25 finale! But hold your horses — City’s trophy-hunting caravan extends into sun-tanned July courtesy of the Club World Cup. The grand finale for the Champions League (scheduled on May 30) might tempt a cheeky detour if our Mancunians find themselves in a Euro dust-up. Who needs rest when you’ve got glory flashing in neon lights, eh?
And lo! Five exquisite, candlelit midweek rounds nestle snugly among the 33 weekend gladiator games. With a sprinkle of holiday magic, no team will be forced into the manic madness of double-quick matches over the festive fandango. Christmas Eve is spared the spectacle of studs and sweat, giving Santa a chance to relax before his big night. It’s football, folks, but not as you know it, with enough twists to keep a slinky occupied!
