Cunha’s Wild Old Trafford Dream…
Matheus Cunha is dreaming of swapping his Wolves’ jersey for a Manchester United one, faster than a winger with a shin splint chasing a rolling ball. Despite a price tag bigger than a football ground’s hospitality bill—£62.5 million to be exact—Cunha’s rocking optimism is warmer than a summer night in Rio. United are pondering paying in installments like a careful striker managing his goal celebrations, knowing they never broke £60m in summer transfers — not even for a guy with golden boots.
Cunha has been hopping around Wolves like a true Samba maestro, netting 16 goals in 31 games, while cheekily announcing his summer escape plans. Coach Ruben Amorim might as well give Cunha a captain’s band made of sugar cane because he’s sweet on his skills, calling him “real quality,” even as Wolves bit the dust in a 1-0 tumble against United. “He’s got the footy magic,” Amorim mused, possibly while doodling hearts around Cunha’s name in his tactical notebook.
But hold your horses—er, footballs—Cunha’s not just about goals and dolce farniente; he’s had a taste of the naughty corner, serving two suspensions coz he fancied a kerfuffle or two. While United think of building a fantasy football squad with Ipswich’s Liam Delap, Bruno Fernandes gets ready to steer from midfield central, possibly crafting passes like a wizard casting spells. It’s all cheeky banter and football fits—where life is just one big kick! So to all the hopefuls, keep your boots clean!
