De Ligt Praises United’s Summer Additions…

Matthijs de Ligt is over the moon with Manchester United’s latest transfer moves, so thrilled that he might just launch a stadium dance-off. United kicked off the window by signing Matheus Cunha from Wolves for a whopping £62.5 million, and despite negotiations moving slower than a turtle on holiday, they managed to bring in Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford for £65 million. Paraguayan phenom Diego Leon, who cost £3.3 million with potential add-ons, will join up in the summer. De Ligt was so impressed he almost named his new pet goldfish after them!

Sharing his thoughts, De Ligt commented on how well the newcomers have adapted. He revealed that watching Mbeumo score in training was like witnessing a magician summon goals out of thin air. Cunha, with his Brazilian flair, has already become the team jokester – if he starts performing stand-up, watch out Chris Rock! Meanwhile, Leon is a powerhouse who can bulldoze through defenses, almost as if he borrowed Hulk’s biceps. De Ligt is sure these players will sprinkle victory dust all over United’s matches this season!