Crystal Glory and United Mischief!…
Well, butter my boots and call me a badger! Eberechi Eze, Crystal Palace’s own winged wizard, has left fans and foes alike gobsmacked by delivering a kick that sent Manchester City packing in the FA Cup final at Wembley. This fella whispered sweet nothings to the ball before caressing it into the net, clinching Palace’s first-ever shiny piece of major silverware! Not only did he dribble past defenders like they’re cones at training, but he also managed to unlock a European adventure for the Eagles. Yes, folks, Selhurst Park is prepping for a Europa League bash next season!
Yet as the confetti settled and Eze posted his two-word Houdini act—”Only God”—on Instagram, a chorus of intrigued Red Devils has emerged! Manchester United is reportedly crafting plans to whisk Eze away faster than they can say “transfer frenzy.” With Arsenal sniffing around too, could Eze be tempted to try a new pair of boots elsewhere next season? Many young devils, past and present, have given his post the thumbs up, possibly hinting at future shenanigans to come.
And let’s not forget Reds boss Ruben Amorim’s to-do list is longer than a striker’s pre-match sock routine as he contemplates a summer shopping spree. While Marcus Rashford and Jadon Sancho are on loan escapades, Eze remains focused on the Eagle’s nest, tweeting dreams of spectacular goals and assists like they’re going out of style. Only time will tell if he’ll be swapping his Palace jersey for the red, but don’t bet your last pie on it just yet!
