Cleverley Cathedrals in the Green…
Tom Cleverley, the ex-Manchester United midfield maestro and part-time magician, has conjured a new gig as the grand wizard of coaching at Plymouth Argyle! Just months after braving the treacherous Watford waters, Cleverley has swapped the Hornet’s sting for the Pilgrim’s cap. The free agent of management was plucked from unemployment like a golden egg from a chicken named Destiny. Watch out, League One, there’s a new wizard in town!
In a twist bigger than a Beckham banana kick, Plymouth snapped up the tactical talent right after Miron Muslic decided that Schalke’s bratwurst was too tasty to resist. Plymouth’s chairman, Simon Hallett, flashed a grin wider than an open goal when appointing the former Red Devil, evidently trying to surprise Cleverley with a deal sweeter than a last-minute penalty. Cleverley’s got a three-year contract and a plan bigger than Ronaldo’s ego. It seems that destiny’s hand has passed him a magic wand to revitalize Plymouth’s game.
With past Argyle head coaches departing faster than a referee dodging the VAR screen, Cleverley’s landing is a sight for sore eyes at Home Park. CEO Andrew Parkinson probably danced a cha-cha upon signing Cleverley, dreaming of the coveted League One trophy. They say Cleverley’s boots are filled with fairy dustāand if his team can sprinkle some footie magic, watch Plymouth ascend the league table like a skyrocket on Guy Fawkes Night!
