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Hold on to your scarves, Red Devils, because Manchester United’s Andre Onana has just served up a football flubber that would make a bungling clown jealous! In a match where goals flew around like confetti at a football-crazy wedding, Onana’s performance against Lyon was a keeper’s nightmare with a sprinkle of comedy calamity. The lad practically handed Rayan Cherki the ball on a silver platter to equalize, proving once again that his juggling act might need a tweak or two before the next Europa League showdown.

But in the twist-twirl world that is football, Ruben Amorim now has a jumbo-sized goalkeeper conundrum to solve. Does he stick with Onana and hand him a magical pair of goalie gloves, or does he let Turkey’s Altay Bayindir jump in, who himself has had more ups and downs than a game of snakes and ladders? Meanwhile, Old Trafford is quaking in anticipation as Newcastle looms large like a giant Toon Army invasion in this week’s Premier League adventure.

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