Garnacho’s Attitude Shift and Chelsea Move…

Bruno Fernandes pulled no punches revealing that Alejandro Garnacho had the grace of a cat afraid of heights while at Manchester United, stating the 21-year-old didn’t “have the best attitude”. Now, Garnacho has strutted his way to Chelsea after ditching his Red Devil wings. He arrived from Atletico Madrid in 2020, turned pro in 2022, and United hoped for magic. But like a wizard in flip-flops, his attitude was amiss until he finally found some socks and good form under Erik ten Hag. Eventually, skipper Fernandes opened up about how Garnacho promised more if he trained better.

Garnacho enjoyed his debut season with United – three goals, two assists, and not a single tie-dyed shirt in sight. However, when Ruben Amorim strolled in like a coach in shining armor, things went south faster than a penguin on a waterslide. Garnacho spoke against Amorim’s tactics, which echoed worse than a kazoo in a symphony – resulting in his public rebuke. Chelsea wasn’t rushing, but they hopped on the £40million bandwagon, signing him until 2032. Now, his heartfelt Instagram farewell had United fans clapping like seals at a fish market. But Chelsea fans, much like over-eager puppies, eagerly await his post-international break debut on September 13th against Brentford.