Man United’s Transfer Drama Unfolds…

Manchester United are pumped up as they sprint towards the Premier League season like a caffeinated cheetah. Benjamin Sesko is set to leap into the United lineup on Saturday, while Sir Jim Ratcliffe has unveiled the snazzy new £50 million Carrington training ground. Yet, before the transfer window slams shut like a door in a storm, they’re eager to shuffle more pieces. MEN Sport dishes on United’s plot twists as the clock ticks down. Word from The Telegraph is that United are holding Garnacho like a prized golden goose, not letting him fly for anything less than £50m! Chelsea seems ready to play treasure hunter and snap him up.

Meanwhile, both United and Chelsea are eyeing Nico Paz, hoping to steal him from right under Tottenham’s nose. The 20-year-old is hotter than a jalapeño in the European football scene after lighting up Serie A with six flaming goals and nine smoking assists for Como. Though United already stocked up on attacking talent like a kid in a candy store, they’d still love a piece of that Paz magic. But unless they’ve got some extra cash hidden in the couch cushions, another splurge on an attacking midfielder seems unlikely. Hold on to your hats, folks – this transfer saga is anything but boring!