Ryan and Nicky on Dancing Shadows and Red Devils…

So picture this: Ryan Giggs, looking snazzy like James Bond, rolls into Victoria Warehouse and gazes up at Old Trafford. Despite the decade since trading his boots for a tux, Giggs, at 51, seems to be in prime form for a chat about the Red Devils’ woes. But when asked if he might steer United’s ship, Giggs chuckled, “For about two minutes, yeah, then I remember sitting on my couch is less stressful!”

Giggs and partner in crime, Nicky Butt, gatecrashed the Foundation 92 gala dinner to raise some serious dough—£267,000 to be exact—and to chat candidly. Giggs gave his seal of approval to Ruben Amorim, wishing him luck like a knight heading into battle, emphasizing that charisma alone won’t save the kingdom—he’ll need a ton of support from his subjects!

Not to be outdone, Nicky Butt chimed in, comparing United’s current situation to climbing Everest—without oxygen masks! But fear not, Butt doesn’t buy into mumbo jumbo talks of quick fixes—just good old-fashioned patience and an elevator that shoots straight up. Alongside a few swift kicks for luck, he reckons it’s time United found their magic formula, like Manchester’s own Hogwarts. Cheers to dodging the b***sh** and being practical!