Mason’s French Fling Flourishes at Marseille…

Guess who’s traded rainy Manchester for the sunny scenes of France? It’s Mason Greenwood, folks! The former Manchester United wingman now dons the blue and white of Marseille, and let’s just say, he’s been serving up more goals than a French bakery serves croissants. An impressive 16 goals in just 26 appearances! No kidding!

Back at Old Trafford, things didn’t quite pan out, but across the channel, Greenwood’s been on fire. Despite his stellar performances, the gossip on the street is he’s eyeing a spot on the Jamaica national team rather than a return to the Three Lions. Talk about spicing things up with some Jamaican Jerk! But hold your horses, England fans, because Mark Bullingham, the FA top dog, confirmed Greenwood’s not in contention for those Three Lions any time soon.

But who’s this managing Jamaica now? Oh, none other than Steve McClaren! Yep, that’s right, the new reggae coach and ex-United tribe mate is crafting wonders with three wins in eight games, even with those USA blunders. Here’s hoping Greenwood adds some tropical flair to Jamaica’s lineup! 🌴⚽