Greenwood Shoots Down Rumor Pigeons…
In a plot twist tighter than a goalkeeper’s gloves, former Man United shin swinger, Mason Greenwood, is kicking and screaming in delight about life in Marseille! Amidst a whirlwind of rumor tornadoes linking him back to the UK’s greasy chip shops and football fields, Greenwood is as keen to stay put in the land of croissants and snail racing as a cat on a cozy radiator.
Pinball wizards over at The Sun and The Telegraph were quacking about Greenwood’s alleged craving to swap the fancy French baguettes for a sausage roll on his native soil. But Greenwood’s recent two-goal galactic victory lap against Rennes seems to have squashed all rumors flatter than a pancake under a steamroller. “Hat-trick next time, maybe! But, what a win, what a crowd!” Greenwood beamed, serenading Marseille fans with compliments sweeter than their crème brûlée.
With Marseille’s drumming support ringing louder than a thousand vuvuzelas, Greenwood states: “I’m like a fish in the sea here, or a footballer in a stadium… both are quite damp.” Will he ever prance back to the Premier League? Not today, say the south-of-France fans, not today! United, meanwhile, clings to their sell-on clause like a toddler to its favorite blanket.
