Greenwood’s On-Field Drama in Friendly Match…

Mason Greenwood, the former Manchester United star, found himself tangled in a lively on-pitch squabble during a pre-season friendly between Marseille and Aston Villa. The French team won 3-1, but the real highlight was Greenwood aiming a karate kick better suited for a martial arts movie than a football field! After providing a perfect assist to Aubameyang, tensions boiled over as he ‘kicked out’ at Villa’s Amadou Onana, sparking a comedic ruckus. Tyrone Mings joined the fray, like a bouncer removing an unruly fan, dragging Greenwood away with the former star leaving shirtless, surely wishing he had invested in tear-proof jerseys!

The shirt-tattering, however, is just a stitch in the patchwork quilt of Greenwood’s speculation-filled career at Marseille. In his debut season, he notched up 22 goals and 6 assists, which isn’t bad unless you’re comparing him to a goal-scoring robot programmed by the football gods themselves! With clubs like Al Nassr showing interest and the potential £85 million transfer enticing enough for half the moon, it’s clear Greenwood’s future is on the line. And don’t forget, Manchester United would pocket a whopping 50% of any transfer fee over £85 million thanks to a neat sell-on clause!