Viktor Gyokeres Prepares for Arsenal Debut…

Viktor Gyokeres is all set to kick-off with Arsenal in their Premier League opener against Manchester United. Signing for a cool £55 million from Sporting, Gyokeres traded potential Red Devil horns for a Gunners’ jersey. Manchester United, meanwhile, brought in Benjamin Sesko for €76.5 million—practically enough to buy a mountain of footballs to fill Old Trafford! Despite Gyokeres’ past connection with Ruben Amorim, it’ll be Sesko taking Manchester by storm this season after Arsenal swiped their target.

Gyokeres has already shown his skills in several friendly matches, netting a goal against Athletic Bilbao and stamping his place in the 3-0 victory that clinched the Emirates Cup. Fans can’t help but speculate about the upcoming showdown between the two new strikers. As Gyokeres flexes his Insta-fingers, teasing the Man United crowd about his upcoming anniversary at the Theatre of Dreams, Pedro Goncalves playfully warns, “The show is about to start!” Arteta praises Gyokeres for keeping opponents in knots, like a cat with a ball of yarn, giving Arsenal that elusive cutting edge.