Maguire’s Heartfelt Goodbye to ‘Binners’…
Hold onto your shin pads, folks! Our beloved Man United defender, Harry Maguire, has whipped out his hankies for a good ol’ emotional free-kick of a message to David Binningsley, the physio magician who’s departing Old Trafford for the leisure life! Harreh, who can frequently be found grappling with injuries like a newborn giraffe tussling with gravity, threw down his heartfelt thanks on social media for Binners, who stitched up the Red Devils’ broken bits since 2016.
Binningsley, that physio wizard once seen patching up players like a magical football-medico MacGyver, pronounces his final wraps as he trades the hallowed Manchester grass for a cozy couch. His departure alongside club doc Jim Moxon has left fans gasping like fish on land. Maguire, the human embodiment of British stoicism but without the unruffled stork-like grace, sends his love with those flashy emojis: red hearts and footballs bouncing like well-drilled midfielders.
Rumour has it, that Scott McTominay could cry himself to a hat trick of tissues! The former midfielder sung Binners’ praises like a canary on Red Bull. Describing him as an “absolute blessing” in his comeback from knee-ligament purgatory, Big Scott’s nod to “Binners” might as well be the highest knighthood these grass gladiators can bestow!
