Happy Days for United: Ayden’s Speedy Recovery…

Ayden Heaven’s injury scare was nothing more than a minor hiccup in Manchester United’s win over Leicester City. After sword fighting with an imaginary injury demon mid-game, it turns out his exit wasn’t so dramatic after all! Our young superhero left the field in what looked like astronaut gear, but he’s back on his feet, ditching the moon boots for good vibes.

The 18-year-old’s social media updates are the big reveal of the week, with Ayden declaring he’s living his best life and recovering like a superhero during an off-season montage. Manchester United fans can now relax, knowing their beloved starlet has a chance of resuming training after the international break. With no games until their epic clash against Nottingham Forest on April 1st, Ayden’s UK Staycation might just get him superhero status for real.

Meanwhile, the rest of Manchester United’s backline is still auditioning for roles in a hospital drama, leaving Ayden to shine on stage. Since joining United from Arsenal, he’s shown promise akin to a kid discovering chocolate for the first time. Manager Ruben Amorim is thrilled with Ayden’s steady progress, crossing his fingers that Heaven stays in action, and off the medical drama’s cast list.