Rasmus Hojlund’s Confidence Is Back!…
Once upon a time (like two weeks ago), Rasmus Hojlund was a striker who couldn’t hit the side of a barn. Benched against Arsenal, when an opportunity knocked, Hojlund took so long to answer the door you’d swear he was changing socks! With tippy-taps like a nervous tap dancer, he flubbed his chances and walked away goalless, like a camel at a swimming contest.
Fast-forward to a magical Sunday, as Bruno’s pass met Hojlund, and it was his Cinderella moment! The shoes – sorry, the ball – fit just right. He danced it into the net, and just like that, the drought was over! Armed with new confidence and a lighter heart, he strode into Denmark’s squad with pep in his step, much to Diogo and Bruno’s dismay.
Absorbing a bit of Ronaldo’s mojo, Hojlund did his best SIU celebration impression after scoring an eye-catching goal against Portugal. No sarcasm here, folks; it’s pure admiration! To him, Ronaldo is the Yoda of football, and goals against Portugal are like winning a Galactic Cup. Here’s hoping Hojlund keeps finding the net and proving that a little puff of confidence can take you from zero to hero in no time flat!
