Rasmus Hojlund’s Goal Meal Deal Ends at United…
Rasmus Hojlund has been racking up more blank sheets than a stationary store since his big-shot move to Manchester United, and rumor has it, he’s about to pack his bags quicker than you can say “hat-trick.” The 22-year-old’s goal-shoe-finding mission at Old Trafford has turned into the world’s longest hide-and-seek game since arriving from Atalanta for a dazzling ÂŁ64m. With just 24 goals in 82 matches, we think someone left the shooting boots back in Italy!
Hojlund managed to remember how to get the ball in the back of the net in United’s recent 3-0 joyride against Leicester City – but not enough to convince Amorim, the new sherpa at United’s summit. According to the crystal ball experts at talkSPORT, Mr. Hojlund might be Italy-bound soon. Serie A thinkers clearly have vivid memories of the goal-packed 2022-23 season where Hojlund swapped boots for cannons at Atalanta!
Loyal fans, don’t you worry! The charming Danish forward is still daydreaming about sizzling United glories and looks forward to more adventures with Mr. Cool-as-a-Cucumber, Ruben Amorim. “Playing for United was my childhood marzipan, and I’m staying put to see where the rolls take us!” says Hojlund, sparking relief, nerves, and a desperate hunt for goal radar!
