Red Devils Play Football Chess with Hojlund…
Hold onto your football socks, folks! Rasmus Hojlund, the man whose transfer value has plummeted faster than a meteor on fast-forward, is being pried away from Manchester United like a stubborn piece of gum on a shoe. Once a sparkling shiny penny worth upwards of ÂŁ54.8 million, he’s now sitting at the value of a vintage football card, going for a modest ÂŁ29.5 million. Inter Milan, with their eyes like a hawk, are circling for the chance to snatch him up like a seagull with a sandwich!
United has been busier than a hedgehog in a balloon factory this summer! While they’ve reeled in Matheus Cunha from Wolves and are giddy about Bryan Mbeumo, they’re also playing a game of musical chairs with their forwards. Cue the dramatic spotlight on Hojlund, who might just pack his bags and skip across the channel to the land of spaghetti and gondolas, all while United figures out their next big plan – possibly bringing in a hotshot striker who’s been eating goals for breakfast.
Rasmus joined United from Atalanta, bringing with him a reputation as sparkly as a disco ball. With a whopping 26 goals under his belt, he’s now part of a grand squad shakeup by maestro Ruben Amorim. Will he stay or will he dance to another team’s tune? Only the transfer fairy truly knows! Meanwhile, for you die-hard United fans, the Manchester Evening News offers all the gossip as hot as a stadium hot dog! Subscribe to our WhatsApp group or tune into our podcasts for all the zany updates!
