Man United’s Star Parade and Hugo Hype…
Watch out Old Trafford, it’s a football fiesta as Manchester United try to turn their squad from a bunch of ball-juggling penguins into a flock of goal-scoring flamingos! Amidst this transfer tornado, it seems Hugo Ekitike has pranced onto the horizon leaving manager Ruben Amorim dreaming of goals as sweet as a striker’s dance. Having snatched Matheus Cunha from Wolves and eyeing Brentford’s Bryan Mbeumo like a cat on a canary, Man United’s transfer circus is looking for its main act.
But wait, hold onto your hats folks! The old guard’s packing their bags: Alejandro Garnacho, Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho, and Antony are all glancing at greener pastures, while Joshua Zirkzee and Rasmus Hojlund’s goal tally is as low as a limbo stick! If they sell enough, maybe they can afford this French scoring maestro, Ekitike, who bagged 22 netbusters last season. Now that’s a lad who knows how to tickle the net!
While some players are busy doodling departure plans, Ekitike’s Instagram is a whirl of goal-scoring wizardry. With moves so smooth he makes butter look rough, he’s been sharing swoon-worthy footy skills that could make a snowman melt! Whether it’s twirling defenders like a pasta fork or launching balls into the net like a cannonball into jelly, Hugo’s bringing the heat this summer! United — watch and take notes!
