Valencia Midfielder’s Disappearing Act…
In a tale worthy of the great footballing cryptids, Javi Guerra, that talented flicker in Valencia’s midfield, pulled a vanishing act that has left fans scratching their heads harder than a referee’s hair during a VAR call! While Valencia tangoed to a 0-0 pre-season draw with CD Leganes, young Guerra was as absent as a sunny day in Manchester. Whispers on the grapevine suggest Manchester United’s allure might be casting spells stronger than a siren’s call, with their insatiable hunger for a midfield maestro lurking behind every transfer curtain!
Valencia’s coach, the mighty Ruben Amorim, who refers to his squad as the ‘Engine Room Revival’, has a peculiar taste for players that joggle the ball with finesse yet defend like enraged badgers. Guerra, having wooed the world with his 38-appearance-stint for Valencia and his gallant hat-trick of goals and assists, seemed like a knight in midfield armor. Even the Spain Under-21 folks couldn’t resist his magic, drafting him into their mystical European Championship quest, only to be undone by the British lions!
But fear not, fellow footie fanatics! Similar to the elusive Yeti, Guerra might just be granted a dollop of extended rest post his international heroics. It’s like comparing a Spanish fiesta to a British tea time—whilst some, like Tino Livramento, are in the mix of a Newcastle stew in Asia, Guerra basks in a siesta-esque hideaway! With two years left on his Valencia contract and a cheeky refusal of a new deal, much like a cat with nine lives, Guerra’s midfield mischief at United could be just around the corner. Stay tooned, because this saga is as juicy as a halftime orange!
