Manchester United’s Musical Chairs of Shirt Numbers…
Manchester Unitedâs transfer madness has reached sitcom-worthy levels as they face the gut-wrenching possibility of offloading Kobbie Mainoo. With the clubâs penny-pinching saga haunting them like a zombie movie, reports say they might sell Mainoo to avoid breaking the Premier Leagueâs Profit and Sustainability Rules (PSR). The hierarchy is currently torn between a dramatic wage negotiation with Mainoo or surrendering him for some “pure profit.” If youâre hunting for a No.37 jersey, the waitlist might soon open!
The melodrama doesnât end there; itâs a game of musical chairs with shirt numbers too! Forget Gucci, Prada, or Louis Vuitton â soon, the trendiest number in Manchester might just be No.37. Previously donning the backs of the likes of James Garner and Danny Webber, this number is suddenly gaining fashionista status. That pristine No.10 shirt might even find itself in need of a new owner if Rashford exits, and other âVIPâ numbers like 2 and 14 might also switch homes!
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