Goalkeeper Drama at Old Trafford…
Manchester United are not expecting any goalkeepers to make a dramatic exit just because Senne Lammens decided to waltz into Carrington carrying a £18.2million price tag from Royal Antwerp. It’s like hiring a wedding band when you’re already juggling three DJs! The club has been hush-hush on whether Lammens will sport the No.1 jersey after Andre Onana was sidelined for United’s weekend win over Burnley. Meanwhile, Altay Bayindir, probably feeling like a yo-yo champion, has started all of United’s Premier League fixtures this season. After joining from Fenerbahce for £4.3million, his blunders have been more common than cat videos on the internet.
Third-choice keeper Tom Heaton is getting less game time than a retired chess champion, making way for Lammens as United tightens its goalkeeper department. Onana’s mistakes allowed Grimsby Town to knock United out of the League Cup, shaking the Red Devils more than a polka band at a rock concert. With just as many as 40 games next season, United’s schedule looks emptier than a magician’s hat after a trick. While the European transfer window is shutting its doors, it’s anyone’s guess what Saudi clubs might do. However, Onana is as determined to stick around as a stubborn cobweb, despite his dodgy future cloak of uncertainty.
