Rested Shaw and the Amazing Penalty Adventure…
In a move that has left fans more baffled than a hen at a World Cup final, Luke Shaw is taking a break against the Wolves! He’s been clocking more time on the bench than a snoring walrus at a family gathering! After a mighty duel against Lyon, where United teetered on the brink like a penguin on stilts, Shaw finds himself watching the next game from the sidelines, having only just returned to the field after tussling with hamstring hobgoblins for months.
Coach Ruben Amorim, armed with a game plan slicker than a buttered weasel, saw Shaw leap onto the stage in a surprise twist usually reserved for blockbuster movies! Planned for a mini appearance, Shaw instead found himself more involved than a squirrel in a nut factory fight! Despite his theatrical penalty concession that could win an Oscar for best dramatic performance, Shaw kept playing in good spirits.
Meanwhile, goalkeeper Altay Bayindir has been put on snooze mode, letting Old Man Heaton – who’s practically made of football fossils – take charge! As for the United squad, they’ll be resting like overstuffed cats until their next plateful of action against Bournemouth. Stay tuned fans because the football soap opera continues with more twists and turns than an overcooked noodle!
