Red Devils’ Derby Day Adventures…
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the Premier League’s fixture avalanche has landed with all the grace of a rampaging elephant on roller skates! Manchester United fans, sharpen your crayons and circle those dates fast — in the 2025/26 season, they’re up against the fiercest foes on the field! Leeds United have booted their way back, meaning that the Red Devils will cross swords with them in blustery January and turbulent April. Drama? You betcha!
And if you thought it couldn’t get spicier than a ghost pepper on a winter’s night, then prepare yourself for the slice of footballing heaven as majestic as a unicorn playing a harmonica — the Manchester United vs. Liverpool duel! On October 18, United will march down to Anfield, hoping to avoid a Liverani-lashing. Then, on May 2, it’s payback time at Old Trafford. Even the grass might tremble with anticipation!
But wait, let me tell you — the TV bigwigs are about as unpredictable as a cat on a skateboard! Fixtures could change quicker than you can say ‘offside trap.’ So, keep your ears open and eyes peeled. And remember, whether you’re dancing on the sofa with your mates or curled up like a prawn sandwich, let’s make it a season of ripple-inducing roars and outrageous roars!
