Man United Aim for Lammens in Transfer Frenzy…
Manchester United are still hustling to rope in Senne Lammens from Royal Antwerp, as he mysteriously remains out of game line-ups. Imagine negotiations between United and Lammens are like trying to untangle headphones that have inexplicably turned into spaghetti in your pocket. Meanwhile, Galatasaray is rumored to be eyeing the Belgian goalie too. United have a backup plan with Emi Martinez, though his weekly wage could buy a gold-plated yacht. Meanwhile, Ruben Amorim’s battle with goalkeeping blunders is like a sitcom where the goalkeeper seems to have butterfingers when the ball gets close.
Ruben Amorim has stood by his goalies like a brave knight defending his castle against biscuit-throwing dragons. Andre Onana, however, gave away a goal that flopped like a fish out of water. Amorim insists it’s a tough gig being a United goalie right now since everyone at the club struggles, probably more than a cat trying to swim. As talks continue, Lammens, a tall Belgian beanpole at 6ft 3in, is perfect for United, who hope to safely snag him before the clock runs out!
