United Consider Baleba After Sesko Signing…

Manchester United might just be adding some muscle to their midfield, with the possible signing of RB Leipzig’s striker Benjamin Sesko looking like a done deal. That said, the club’s quest to transform their midfield from a dessert into a dessert table continues. The Red Devils are eyeing Brighton’s Carlos Baleba, who could fix a midfield that’s emptier than a diet soda can. With interest building faster than an overcaffeinated construction worker, Baleba may be just the spicy ingredient United needs to revive their midfield recipe.

But, as expected, Brighton’s Paul Barber denies these talks, waving them off as ‘speculation,’ probably with a laugh louder than Old Trafford on a goal day. Meanwhile, Baleba’s buddy, Leny Yoro, could be working as United’s undercover Instagram scout, liking Baleba’s posts like they’re going out of style. Any transfer spectaculars are likely to feature dramatic plot twists before the window shuts on September 1. Yet, if Rashford dances away on loan to Barcelona, expect the Reds to target new stars like an astronomer on a clear night!