Sommer as a potential signing…

Philippe Senderos, the former Arsenal centre-back turned substitute oracle, suggests Manchester United should grab Inter Milan goalie Yann Sommer. Just weeks shy of the transfer window’s grand finale, United might pounce on a goalie faster than a kid on a bouncy castle filled with free candy. Coach Ruben Amorim is on the hunt for someone to challenge Andre Onana, who skipped almost every pre-season game due to a hamstring that behaves like it’s got its own lazy streak. Despite rumors linking him with AS Monaco, Onana seems about as interested in leaving United as a cat in leaving its sunny spot on the windowsill.

Senderos believes his countryman Sommer would inject a dash of seasoned calm into the United squad like a soothing cup of herbal tea in a kettle drum. At 36, Sommer brings more experience than a grandparent trying to set up Wi-Fi, and he’s fresh from replacing Onana at Inter. With 53 appearances and 22 clean sheets last season, Sommer’s already shown he can spring clean defensive blunders better than a vacuum cleaner on a sugar high. For more on this and other riveting United stories, don’t forget to join the Manchester Evening News’ mailing list, WhatsApp channel, or attempt to cross paths with our podcast during its global tour on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.