Ruben Amorim The Mad Scientist…
In a series of events more thrilling than a last-minute bicycle kick, Manchester United catapulted to a 3-0 triumph against Athletic Bilbao on Thursday. It was a night where rubber balls might have bounced higher than expectations at San Mames. Our heroes Matthijs de Ligt and Amad made their triumphant return from ankle hibernation, with De Ligt swapping jerseys with Harry Maguire like they were at a laundromat. Amad, sneaky as a silver-footed squirrel, made a late cameo that left fans chanting, “We want more!”
Now Ruben Amorim, United’s very own mad scientist manager, is concocting a glorious mix for the Premier League face-off against Brentford. Picture it: fringe players dancing on the pitch like they’re in a bubble wrap ballroom! Amorim’s expected to wrap his star squad in cotton — matching outfits, because fashion — and unleash the promising likes of young Obi “Gotta Go Fast” and fan-favorites Shaw and Eriksen. Will it be a strategic masterstroke or more chaotic than a toddler’s LEGO set? Only time will tell.
Meanwhile, Chido Obi’s waiting snugly on the sidelines, sharpening his wits and boots for what could be his dazzling debut, alongside one-hit wonder Mason Mount. United supporters are tingling with anticipation, hoping to witness an attack fiercer than a bear with a bee’s nest! As our comedic kickathon concludes, all eyes are on Amorim’s motley crew, primed for what could be the football equivalent of mixing Mentos with Coke!
