Latest Injury News and Return Timelines…

Manchester United is gearing up to end their pre-season on a high note against Fiorentina at Old Trafford today. The camp radiates positivity, having conquered two of four pre-season encounters. They boogied past West Ham 2-1 and pirouetted over Bournemouth with a splendid 4-1, before tangoing to a draw with Everton. With the Arsenal face-off rounding the corner, here’s the comedy of injuries United faces: Imagine Onana trying to heal his hamstring by arm-wrestling kangaroos down under; alas, he’ll skip Fiorentina, eyeing a return against Arsenal on August 17.

Meanwhile, Mazraoui, who couldn’t tag along on the US tour thanks to a “knock,” remains a mysterious enigma wrapped in a medical riddle. We last spotted him channeling his inner ninja during training in Stockholm. Martinez, recovering from ACL surgery post-Palace defeat, continues his journey like a superhero in a never-ending comeback montage. Zirkzee, who apparently injured himself practicing dance-offs, is back training, aiming to cha-cha-cha back into the game against Arsenal on August 17. Stay tuned for who conquers the injury battlefield at Old Trafford next!