11 Red Devils Set for a Siesta Instead of España…

Oh dear! Manchester United might need divine intervention — or a magical healing elixir — to field a team against Real Sociedad come Thursday. After the dramatic exit of Harry Maguire during their FA Cup defeat to Fulham, it seems Manchester United’s injury list is longer than their winning streak.

“H” is feeling the pressure, folks! Coach Ruben Amorim insists, “We’ll see how H is,” indicating Maguire might watch this match from the comfort of his injury couch.

A whopping nine players missed the Fulham face-off due to injuries, with Altay, Tom, Luke, Jonny, and other fan-favorites possibly browsing Netflix instead of playing football. Especially worrisome are Lisandro Martinez and Amad – off for a vacation nowhere near a football pitch!

Don’t forget Patrick Dorgu — his three-match ban in the UK is more liberating than problematic as he’s free to hop on a plane to San Sebastian. But hold your emojis, teenage hotshot Chido Obi won’t be strutting his stuff in European competition due to some paperwork mishap. Apparently, Rasmus Hojlund better polish his goalscoring mojo after 18 certified goal-less games!

Grab your popcorn, this could be interesting. If you’re betting on goals, maybe don’t!