Reds Welcome Back Their Battered Troops…
Looks like the injury-ridden Manchester United might finally plug some holes in their leaky squad! Ruben Amorim, their hopeful head coach, spotted five troopers back at Carrington training ground. Among the returning cavalry are defenders Harry “The Headbutt” Maguire, Luke “Left Boot Wonder” Shaw, and newbie Leny Yoro. The goal-saving duo, Altay Bayindir and Tom Heaton, also showed up in their shiny armor ready to catch foosball fire against Nottingham Forest.
The team has been a regular visitor at the treatment room, which might explain why they are lounging precariously in the 13th spot on the league table. Despite beating Leicester City 3-0 (can you believe it!) before the break, United’s focus now is dragging themselves up the standings whilst fending off Manchester City and Newcastle United soon. In Europa League action, the first leg bash against Lyon in France is set for April 10 – brace yourselves!
Kobbie Mainoo might make his cameo next week if he finds his rhythm. Meanwhile, Heaven (yes, his name is divine) is hobbling around with hopes of a return in 2025. Yoro, however, could rescue the fort on April 1st, provided his sneaky ankle isn’t playing tricks. Remember, folks, stay tuned to MEN Sport’s updates and don’t forget to ham it up with the “Manchester is Red” podcast for your daily dose of Manc banter!
