Transfers Heat Up as Deadline Looms at Man United…
Manchester United is bracing for a massive reshuffle, expecting three players to leave the club just in time before the transfer window slams shut on Monday night. While Alejandro Garnacho dances his way to Chelsea for a headline-grabbing £40 million, Rasmus Hojlund is rehearsing his Italian job with a loan to Napoli, and Antony might hop on a tapas tour with Real Betis. Meanwhile, Jadon Sancho is still a United square peg in a round hole, with Roma showing the kind of interest you reserve for mysterious cafe strangers.
Amidst all this player tango, Garnacho’s move to Chelsea is set to make department store cash registers jealous with a 10% sell-on clause waving in the air. United believe they’ve secured a deal that’s tighter than jeans after Thanksgiving dinner, even if Garnacho was once valued over €100m. United have even enlisted Kobbie Mainoo to guard the exit doors, while whispers of Tyrell Malacia’s move waft around like sandalwood at a yoga retreat. It’s a football market carnival and the United stars are the piñatas full of transfer surprises!
