Man United transfer updates…
Hello and welcome to your one-stop-shop for everything Manchester United on Wednesday, August 13. As we waltz towards the tail end of the transfer window, United are prancing about like a cat on a hot tin roof, keen to make a move for Brighton’s own wonder-kid Carlos Baleba. The lad’s potential is so sky-high, it has been known to knock low-flying planes out of the sky! While they have added a troupe of talent, including Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo, United’s checklist isn’t completed yet. Even though they’re still in talks, it feels like trying to negotiate peace with a teddy bear—adorable but pricey! Meanwhile, they’re eyeing Arsenal this Sunday like a cat eyes a laser pointer.
In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Manchester City seems to have waltzed in and struck personal terms with the human wall Gianluigi Donnarumma, leaving United clutching at straws. The goalkeeper is more surplus to PSG requirements than a pet cat that refuses to do tricks. We’d say it’s a kick to the pots and pans for United who had Grandmaster-level negotiations with Donnarumma in parallel with City. However, with stars like Benjamin Sesko captivating Old Trafford, there’s no telling what moves follow. Rumor mills also point fingers at Tyrell Malacia, Antony, and Jadon Sancho as being on the market as United looks to do some house cleaning before the Premier League showdown.
