Man United’s Transfer Hustle and Bustle…
Manchester United is on a shopping spree, spending over £200million in three out of the last four summers, yet they’re still on the hunt like a child looking for the last hidden Easter egg. By September 1 at 7 pm, their mission is clear: offload players who’ve been encamped in the club longer than Gandalf at the Shire. Among those taking their one-way ticket out is Marcus Rashford, loaned to Barcelona like a misplaced library book. However, the real puzzle for United is seven deals they need to negotiate in the coming days.
Reinforcing their squad is crucial, beginning with acquiring a midfielder. Although they’re eyeing Carlos Baleba, the plan seems trickier than playing chess with a T-Rex. They’re also scouting for a goalkeeper, with options being more elusive than a unicorn on roller skates. Andre Onana gets the nod for now, but the club’s backup Altay Bayindir showed his catching skills in a recent game by practicing the art of juggling – with the ball. As for the sales department, figures like Garnacho and Sancho might finally fetch offers, while Malacia remains on the radar like a fading Snapchat story. Time is ticking as they aim to rectify last year’s choices before the transfer window slams shut.
