Player Ratings and Key Moments…
Manchester United emerged victorious in a nail-biting 3-2 win against Burnley, making Old Trafford sound like a whispered library compared to the chaotic match. The excitement began when a Josh Cullen own goal handed United the lead, but they soon lost it like a cat losing interest in a laser pointer, as Lyle Foster netted for Burnley. Bryan Mbeumo quickly restored the vibe, but an Altay Bayindir blooper handed Burnley another equaliser. Thankfully, Bruno Fernandes took the spotlight with an added-time penalty, helping United hobble over the line for their first win of the season.
Altay Bayindir’s time on the field felt like watching a scarecrow compete in a sprint race, completely out of his depth. Despite being a spectator at first, he unfortunately gifted a goal by spilling a simple shot. Leny Yoro impressed with movements slicker than an eel in oil, though failed to mark Lyle Foster effectively. Meanwhile, Bryan Mbeumo’s gentle first touch had fans swooning as if they’d just witnessed a unicorn jog across the field. Mason Mount, lightning fast, had to leave at half-time with an injury, which was about as welcome as a skunk at a garden party.
