Amorim, Mannequins, and Mangled Own Goals…
In a Malaysian misadventure fit for a football sitcom, Manchester United took center stage in Kuala Lumpur with a puppet show worthy of the theatrical arts! The drama began with the head honcho, Ruben Amorim, going toe-to-toe with a stubborn right-back mannequin. The poor dummy, weighed down like it had chewed Breakfast of Champions in the form of gallons of water, decided to practice its own brand of falling down comedy. A staff member played referee, draining the flopping superstar dummy of its liquid burden halfway through the spectacle.
Under the blistering sun (we’re talking temperatures hotter than Harry Maguire’s goal kicks), United dazzled with a session that had local fans clinging to their seats with excitement, literally sweating buckets just by sitting there! Amidst humidity higher than the top-scorer list, United turned the training field into a stage for their theatrical routine. The fans, still starry-eyed about their team’s circus of attacks, went bananas when Andre Onana showcased his magic own-goal trick: an unexpected, no-look pass to his very own ghost.
But wait, there’s more! United’s dynamic duo, Shaw and Mount, opted to cycle to glory on trusty exercise bikes. Meanwhile, Luke’s physio Jim Moxon became an unsung hero in this pedal-powered subplot. The air was buzzing with positivity and Garnacho’s latest Instagram updates, featuring his beloved canine sidekick. After all, the only dummy being spat was a squeaky toy, adding a bark to the bite of United’s Malaysian adventure.
