United Eye New Goalkeeper Amid Exit Rumors…
Manchester United are juggling more balls than a circus performer on deadline day as they aim to snag a new goalkeeper before the transfer window shuts. Originally, no goalkeeper shopping was planned, especially after reassuring Andre Onana of his place. But after Onana’s pre-season injury and some shaky performances, Altay Bayindir was chosen for the Premier League start. Despite Bayindir’s own clumsy moment against Arsenal, United is considering bringing in more keepers, with Emiliano Martinez and Senne Lammens on their radar. Who knew finding a goalie could feel like looking for Waldo at a striped shirt convention?
Despite the transfer deadline fast approaching, United sits more comfortably than a cat in a sunbeam, thanks to opportunities lingering in Saudi Arabia and Turkey. These nations’ windows remain open, allowing a graceful exit if more goalkeepers arrive. Bayindir’s potential return to Turkey seems more feasible, unless Fenerbahce’s hopes for Ederson collapse like a poorly assembled IKEA chair. Even with possible additions, United is in no rush to sell, having time on their side like a time-traveling clockmaker.
