When Life Gives You Mason, Make Millions!…
It seems Manchester United might finally have something to cheer about with talk of a juicy Mason Greenwood payday. The club is set to benefit immensely from what some might call “Greenwood’s Greenbacks,” thanks to some transfer options steaming up in European clubs’ kitchens. Apparently, his feet have been sizzling over in France, kicking in 16 goals in 28 matches – like a human croissant maker in Ligue 1!
Marseille might not be having croissant parties just yet, as coach Roberto De Zerbi benched Greenwood, claiming his knack for scoring went missing just like your favorite sock in the laundry. With big names like PSG, Bayern Munich, and Barcelona showing interest in our goal goblin, things could get very interesting.
United fans are surely counting down the seconds until the summer calculator clicks. Apparently, a juicy ÂŁ15 million could land in their laps thanks to a pre-cooked agreement with France’s Orange Velodrome crowd. Sir Jim Ratcliffe has been searching for spare pennies down the back of the Old Trafford sofas, hoping to cook up some transfer action of his own. A Greenwood windfall could be the cash-injection United’s summer dreams are made of!
