Jeff Stelling Criticizes Man United’s Transfers…

Jeff Stelling has called Manchester United’s transfer window “poor,” pointing out that they spent more than £200m like a shopaholic on Black Friday but forgot crucial areas. The team, likened to a vintage car trying to run on square wheels, has issues in the midfield and goalkeeping departments according to Stelling. Despite shining new signings like Matheus Cunha, midfielder Kobbie Mainoo remains, hoping for a pit stop in a team overhaul that misses crucial engine revamping.

Moreover, United’s goalkeeper drama was likened to hiring a sea captain for a spaceship. They snatched young goalie Senne Lammens from Royal Antwerp, bypassing Emiliano Martinez’s experience like ignoring a GPS to mount Everest. While Lammens gets his first taste of playing in the packed Old Trafford, his Belgian league experience may prove as insufficient as wielding a fly swatter against an avalanche. Stelling insists these decisions may have consequences, especially notable when dodging corners or sin bin goals.