Injury List Thicker Than a British Fog…
Ruben Amorim’s Manchester United squad is looking more like a cross between a hospital ward and a football team as they prepare to face Nottingham Forest on April 1st. With more players getting injured than scoring goals these days, United fans are hoping their stars can patch themselves up in time. Rumor has it that Ayden Heaven, who recently had a love affair with a protective boot, might finally see some green grass instead of hospital green.
A sneaky insider, who may or may not be named MEN Sport, has hinted that United’s injury woes might ease slightly as Patrick Dorgu returns from a timeout corner caused by a red card. Until then, we’ll need to see if someone’s got a magic sponge that works wonders!
Despite all this, Amorim remains the eternal optimist, channeling his best “they’re healing, I think” mantra. Cheers to navigating the injury labyrinth at Carrington. For fans thirsty for more drama than your average soap opera, fear not! The saga and suspense can be followed closely via MEN Sport’s WhatsApp service and engaging podcasts. Don’t miss the thrilling plot twists as Manchester United limps onward!
