The Great Man United Medical Drama Continues…
Manchester United’s current squad situation feels like an episode of a much-loved medical drama. They have as many as 10 players out! With Ruben Amorim somewhat resembling a ringmaster, his squad gets a timely breather before their showdown with Nottingham Forest on April 1st. Let’s hope this isn’t just another April Fool’s joke, right? United recently clobbered Leicester City 3-0, which was great news, but the night took a dramatic turn when Ayden Heaven decided to have a stretcher ride after a collision. Now he can join the exclusive ‘Injured Centre-backs Club’ alongside Lisandro Martinez, Harry Maguire, and Jonny Evans.
In the world of Manchester United, crystals, tarot cards, and a dash of optimism suggest that Maguire and Kobbie Mainoo might hobble back in time for the trip to Forest. Mason Mount must be feeling like a prodigal son, finally returning to the matchday squad after three long months!
For the future, Amorim’s got plans! He’s dividing the squad into groups for some extra TLC, so expect fitness boot camp for some and nap time for others. Maybe a few will revive themselves with a nice international break! Whatever happens, we’re ready for this final countdown of football follies from Manchester United!
