Sponsor Shockwaves Rock United’s Kit Launch!…
Holy moly, football-loving folks! Manchester United have just unveiled what may very well be the world’s first ‘stealth mode’ training kit for 2025/2026. That’s right, the club’s new attire is rocking more empty space than the moon’s surface! Tezos, once the cash-dropping darling dropping ÂŁ24 million pearls, has chucked its deuces and exited the stage left, leaving United’s kit feeling lonelier than a goal post under constant rain. With no new sponsor sweating it out on those plum beauties, the Red Devils are doing somersaults to fill that gaping sponsor hole faster than a goalkeeper diving for a penalty save.
For three glorious seasons, players from both United’s men’s and women’s teams gallivanted in Tezos-branded swankiness, but now Luke Shaw, Leny Yoro, and the squad are trotting about in their sponsorless maroon majesty, hoping a deal drops from the sky like confetti at a victory parade. While a new sponsor still eludes them, the management is burning the midnight oil like a team on a caffeine blitz to sort out the books before football gods strike beyond the crossbar.
Adding a splash of spice to this cosmic kit conundrum is the news that Marriott International has clicked ‘unsubscribed’ on their sponsorship newsletter. They’ve been sponsoring United since 2019, but now, they’ve decided to tighten their belts more snugly than an over-pumped football. Manchester United insists they still have the best partnership game in town, still rolling with a hefty lineup of deals that would make any rival club as green as a keeper’s jersey. So, sit tight, United fans, we could see a new flashy sponsor name as soon as the top brass sips their next cup of English Breakfast!
