Man United’s Penalty Blunders…
Marcus Rashford’s cousin, Lois, humorously noted Manchester United’s Carabao Cup misadventure as they failed to even face biblical Grimsby rain. With Ruben Amorim looking as desperate as a cat clinging to a door in a flood, his post-match press conference huddled on the pitch was a spectacle. Amorim seemed so out of place in Grimsby that one could swear he was preparing to dive into a swimming pool rather than manage a football team.
During the penalty shootout, Andre Onana, apparently forgetting he’s not on a beach searching for seashells, wandered away, making spectators wonder which cloud his mind was floating on. As if he were playing “Guess Where the Goal is!” Onana managed to save only one shot, igniting debates whether a magician or a goalkeeper should grace United’s net. Meanwhile, Benjamin Sesko’s use was like purchasing a racehorse to pull a plow, as his cramping left fans scratching their heads over the £73.66million price tag.
