Why Sesko Chose United Over Others…

Manchester United seems to have a magic spellbook hidden somewhere, as they continue to lure star players despite a season that had more downs than a trampolinist. Even after landing at a mid-table 15th in the Premier League and missing the Champions League, they’ve pulled off a hat-trick by signing three forward gems, outshining Newcastle like a Ferrari zooming past a tricycle race. With Benjamin Sesko joining the Red Devils, newcomers Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo quickly understood why he jumped on this big red bandwagon.

Cunha shared a story of his Premier League dreams from his grandma’s couch in Brazil, where United seemed as magical as Santa’s sleigh. Mbeumo also confessed to growing up in the shadow of United’s legacy, so when the opportunity came to sign, he couldn’t resist the allure of the club whose pajamas adorned him nightly. Although Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2013, the mere whisper of Old Trafford still excites players like a chocolate river at a candy factory tour. United’s bouncing-back strategy includes hoping Sesko leads the line better than a runaway shopping cart, as manager Ruben Amorim rubs his hands like a kid eyeing the last cookie.