Man United’s Last-Minute Transfer Excitement…
Senne Lammens almost had his big Manchester United debut party, but Grimsby Town smashed the piñata first by eliminating them. Now, Lammens might have to sit on the bench, sandwiched between Altay Bayindir and Andre Onana, if the transfer happens fast enough. Manchester not being in the UEFA competitions means fewer chances to mop up spilled Gatorade as a second-choice goalkeeper. Rumor has it that negotiations are like trying to teach a cat how to swim, and Galatasaray is ready with a towel!
Meanwhile, Brighton’s coach Fabian Hurzeler is so sure Carlos Baleba is staying that if bets were potatoes, he’d have enough to feed a small country for a year! Manchester United fans dreaming of hero Baleba might have to look elsewhere. As news flies faster than a caffeinated hummingbird, our trusty team at The Manchester Evening News has got your back! Join our free WhatsApp group or newsletter for all sorts of juicy gossip hotter than a chili pepper eating contest. And don’t miss our podcast shows available everywhere except, apparently, Mars!
