Man United slammed with transfer trouble…
Manchester United proved they could almost win something by losing marginally to Arsenal, but Ruben Amorim’s side has a bigger mountain to climb in the transfer market. It was almost like watching a juggling clown at a circus with United’s new forwards taking turns to earn praise from fans, especially Matheus Cunha. But goalkeeper Altay Bayindir unfortunately handled the ball about as well as a fish on a bicycle, leading to Riccardo Calafiori’s decisive goal. Meanwhile, the club appears to be doing the football version of a garage sale, trying to offload players like a chef trying to get rid of last week’s leftovers.
United’s transfer turmoil continues, with Roma offering ÂŁ20 million for Jadon Sancho, who’s apparently harder to pin down than a slippery eel. He’s still undecided, causing more drama than a cat stuck in a tree. Sancho’s salary demands haven’t made it easier, akin to a hamster asking for a steak dinner. Meanwhile, Fulham and AC Milan are having a tug of war over Rasmus Hojlund, with Fulham wanting him desperately. United also have eyes on PSG’s Gianluigi Donnarumma and Antwerp’s Senne Lammens as potential new goalkeepers, like trying to pick between a delicious pizza or a fancy burrito.
