Red Devils’ Kids to Cast a New Magic Spell…
Once upon a football time, a prophet named Alan Hansen declared, ‘You’ll never win anything with kids!’ — only for Sir Alex Ferguson to toss that script harder than Ronaldo booting a free-kick into orbit. Back in the day, those famous Manchester United toddlers, aka The Class of ’92, faced the draughty wind of doubt at Aston Villa but swirled around to hoist trophies aplenty! Now, it’s been nigh upon 30 years and a whole new nursery of nightmares is set to rattle the rafters of Old Trafford.
Step aside for the dynamo duo: Amad Diallo and Leny Yoro! Amad, at a ripe old age of 22, prances around the pitch like a caffeine-infused gazelle, making defenses shake like jelly at a kid’s birthday bash. Meanwhile, Leny Yoro, priced like a fabergĂ© egg sculpture, beams with promise as he dodges defenders like they’re slow-motion extras in a poorly directed action film. Kobbie Mainoo and Alejandro Garnacho, with only 20 candles on their latest moo cake, are running around the field like they’ve already devoured gallons of Red Bull and dreams.
Then there’s Toby Collyer, the stealthy midfield marshal, and the aerial kid wonder, Chido Obi, getting all the buzz like honey to a hive. Let’s not forget the magical quintet: Tyler Fredricson, Godwill Kukonki, Jack Fletcher, Sekou Kone, and Jaydon Kamason — threatening to unearth more under-22 triumphs than a trendy pop quiz show hosted by Beckham himself. As the Red Devils dream of dragon-sized goalkeepers and goal-getters, one thing’s for sure — this rangy crew could be the golden ticket to rival Willy Wonka’s chocolatey adventures!
