Carlos Baleba stays cool amidst Man Utd interest…

Brighton’s midfield sensation, Carlos Baleba, seems unfazed by Manchester United’s interest in him. The Manchester Evening News revealed that United won’t be signing Baleba before September 1, mainly because Brighton prefers a price that sounds more like a phone number than a transfer fee. Although not happening this summer, United still fancies Baleba and might go shopping for him next year. Meanwhile, Baleba took to social media, showing he’s still happily training, perhaps plotting secret dribbling skills with the ball that would make Harry Potter’s wand envious!

Brighton boss Fabian Hurzeler compared Baleba’s calm demeanor to a zen master in a massage chair. Hurzeler confidently stated Baleba’s only recent change was his hairstyle, not his allegiance. With the summer window closing on September 1, United will need a wizard’s hat full of tricks to add more players. For all things United, don’t forget to join our WhatsApp group for news so fresh it could do a TikTok dance, or tune into our Red podcast for analysis that’s sharper than Ronaldo in a header contest!