Diogo Costa Offered at Bargain Price…

Manchester United are eyeing a golden opportunity to save a few pounds as Porto’s goalkeeper Diogo Costa might be available for less than a family-sized pizza deal! Following Ruben Amorim’s decision to play musical chairs with goalkeepers, switching Andre Onana for Altay Bayindir in a loss to Arsenal, United’s need for a new goalkeeping star is as plain as the bright red jerseys they wear. A bit of a hiccup from Bayindir sent Arsenal defender Riccardo Calafiori home with a shiny winning goal. The chaos leaves United with the option of chasing Porto’s Costa after a cheeky £17 million bid from Galatasaray, a move akin to trying to buy a luxury car with loose change!

Costa, considered a low-cost solution compared to other prospects like PSG’s Gianluigi Donnarumma or Aston Villa’s Emi Martinez, could solve United’s goalkeeping issue faster than a referee’s whistle ending the game! Former United captain Roy Keane, known for being more fiery than a morning cup of coffee, criticized Bayindir’s performance, urging keepers to ‘come with violence’. Keane wants United to seek out big personalities like Donnarumma who could give Godzilla a run for his money in confidence. Meanwhile, Gary Neville dropped the mic agreeing, underscoring the need for keeper charisma so dazzling it could light up Old Trafford on its own!